mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

itsringostarr:

People who say ‘omg songs r all about sex now i like the beatles who just wanted to hold ur hand’

heyitsjanesdiary:

Losing weight is not the key to happiness. Neither is being in a relationship. Good looks. Having a lot of money. That car. Good grades. Etc. All that stuff fades away, breaks down, gets spent, wrecks. Just try and be happy in ever situation. Because you’re more than material things and deserve to be happy no matter what.

scribblescourge:

My mother just came with the groceries and I opened the door and without thinking asked “swiggity swag what’s in the bag” and she replied “bip boop bop bread and flip-flops

nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

(Source: foodtrucker)